If you must delve so deep into fiction, how about concocting an alternative reality that's positive?
This whole thread is of a negative bent at least the title is.
I think my Michigan St. post is pretty positive.
I think this team is fragmented. Bruce Moore being suspended is fragmented enough.
There are remnants of the Kansas era in Davis and Griffin, and remants of the Paulson era with Zach, Nana, and Stephen. Flannery and Paulson are gone and we have an interim AD. Davis's recruits are being disciplined. We have great individual play but we can't make a pass and are turnover prone.
Again, for my positive alternate reality post, see the Mich.St.thread.
Stop digging. The first post was ridiculous, no need to double down on it.