Y'all are driving me Meshuga... (or is it Meshugge, Meshugah, Meshuggah?).
You'll have to forgive me... I'm a goy, so I know virtually bupkis (or is it Bupkes, Bupkus, Bubkis, Bubkes?) about Yiddish. I'd like to kvetch more but I need to schlep myself to the kitchen to nosh on a bagel with a schemeer...
Credit:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_English_ word...